Mugging is a cakewalk…

Apparently, in Moscow, once you’ve been in prison, you’ll never want to leave:

A Russian mugger stole a woman’s cake as she walked by, then asked the victim to call police so he could go back to prison, Russian media reported Tuesday. – [Yahoo/Reuters]

OOOOK then… Very interesting. Who knows. Maybe he made some “friends” on the inside, and couldn’t be without them. All I know is that stealing a ladies cake and giving it back to her isn’t actually theft. It’s called borrowing. And he ought not to go back to jail for it.

See, this is a typical example of the shoddy work I have been talking about in prior posts. If he really wanted to guarantee he would get thrown back in the slammer, he needed to do something really, really serious. Like, let say, steal a lady’s hand bag. And her finger. Or her arm. In fact, definitely her arm. That would get him big house time for sure…

Mugger takes the cake – [AP/Reuters]


3 Responses to “Mugging is a cakewalk…”

  1. December 2, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    I agree with you totally. He shouldn’t pussy around if he wants to go back to jail. He could have stolen the cake and touched himself inappropriately with it – at least for a good show. Or at the very least – taken off one of her digits. The Russians, . . . I’m telling you. An odd bunch.

  2. 2 sexualtrex
    December 2, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    I would have taken the cake, rubbed some of the icing on a weird body part, then asked her to clean it with her mouth. That would have definitely gotten him in jail.

  3. December 4, 2007 at 1:14 am

    @Ms Barclay:
    Indeed, this guy almost seemed squeamish. But still, even for a wuss, it would have been waaay more effective if he would have just skipped the cake altogether and just gone for the big time crime, like stripping her naked and stealing her clothes. No point in getting all sticky, with cake frosting on your unmentionables, if you’re gonna spend some time in jail. Honestly.

    I agree, that would have gotten a much swifter and more severe response. Although I daresay you wouldn’t even need cake for that. Just whip summat out and tell her she needs to have at it. Dunno what the obsession with the cake was all about…

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