My New Years Resolutions!

Well, my single biggest new year resolution is to become ambitious. Take over the world. Rule with an iron fist, a flaming sword and merciless, fire-laden cat-o’-nine-tails. I’d also like to be friendlier. Perhaps be a little more outgoing. Maybe go to a party. Or even two. πŸ™‚ Obviously, my appearance will make it a little difficult, but I’ll just take little baby steps, baby steps…

Maybe even tackle the big H! Gain a sense of humor! Yeah, that’s right ladies and germs, this year, I’m going to give some different kinds of humor a shot. Maybe a little less social criticism and a little more societal ridicule. (Yes. There is a difference). Overall, a little less stiff upper lip. That sort of thing. We’ll see how it goes.

Might even change my site layout. WOW! Life changing Huh?!?!? LOL…

I hope y’all have a great year, and hope you fare well with your new years resolutions. Just so long as you do not fare as well I. I shall be busy plotting how to take over the world from my secret underground lair… >:)


2 Responses to “My New Years Resolutions!”

  1. 1 drduru
    January 11, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Happy New Year! Good luck with the resolutions! We look forward to your weekend jaunts to Atlanta to fulfill all your 2008 dreams. Lots of parties here. Lots of ambitious people here who need a new leader. πŸ™‚ Oh yeah – your niece says she likes the new color scheme. She can feel her neurons expanding even faster…

  2. January 12, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Thank you sir! I wish you success at meeting any new year objectives you may have set for yourself. πŸ™‚ I have already set key initiatives in motion for my attempt at world domination! It will be a time consuming process, however I am happy to see that my small first efforts are paying off!

    By the time I do finally rid the world of all lesser tyrants My niece should be fully prepared for her role as Vice World Dominar and I shall call upon you to release her to fulfill her destiny, as I shall need the vast intelligence she has gained by reading my blog, and superb martial arts skills, (I have seen her chi. The force is strong with her!!) to help me keep dissenting peeps in line. It is all going as I have foreseen… Mua ha ha ha ha ha!!!

    And BTW Just let me know where da partays at! I hear ya’ll be jammin’ in tha ATL… πŸ˜€

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