14
Jan
08

Folks, Ash is a freaking movie character, OK?!

A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said. – [Yahoo/AP]

See, now this is what I call massive overkill. Seriously, if you have the mark of the beast on your hand or summat, what makes you think that cutting it off and nuking it will solve your problem? HA! Methinks he watched too much “Evil Dead II“, and not enough “Idle Hands“.

I mean think about it. Even if just separating the mark from your body would be sufficient, would you need to cut off your entire hand? How about just the mark? How bout just remove that sliver of skin it resides on? I suppose the term “Surgical removal” is foreign to this guy…

Sheesh. People these days…

Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand – [Yahoo/AP]

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